Peter Crouch Once Ended A Scoring Slump Thanks To His Model Girlfriend Buying Him Lucky Pants And Spending $700 On A Cab After Leaving Them At Home

[Source] - And she shared plenty of stories about the former England striker – including her trick for getting him scoring.

She said: “I went shopping with my mum and we found these lucky pants and we bought him them.

“He wore them and he couldn’t stop scoring! Then he was playing Newcastle and he forgot them so he paid a taxi driver £600 to go and get them.”

Barstool is a crazy world. You never know who is going to read a blog. I’ve had high major DI hoops coaches mention they read something I wrote on here (humblebrag, but trying to prove a point). So who knows. Maybe there’s a soccer player out there struggling to find the back of the net and needs some help. That’s where this blog comes into play and absolutely not to show just how much of a rocket Abbey Clancy is.

So, let’s say you’re in a scoring slump. Let’s say you’re playing for my beloved Spurs and just can’t play with the lead and are sucking all over the place. Here’s what you need to do following the Peter Crouch plan.

Step 1 – Land a smoke girlfriend that is a model of sorts.

Step 2 – Have her buy you pants. They turn into lucky pants because of step 1.

Step 3- Score a bunch of goals

Step 4- Spend 600 pounds or $730ish on a cab to get them when you forget them.

Step 5- Score more goals.